2) Catch and eat a bird
3) Get someone else to pay for their food whilst they sleep all day
4) Stand on the laptop without feeling guilty
5) Entertain themselves with household objects
6) Go their entire lives without getting in the bath
7) Fit in the fridge with the door closed
8) Make biting people look cute
9) Rock a diamante collar
10) Have a good hair day even when it's raining
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