6 Reasons (excuses) why I haven't gone to the gym this evening

1) I'm mentally and physically tired (roll on holiday in 17 days)
2) I was really hungry when I left work and I can't work out on an empty stomach
3) I can go tomorrow as I finish earlier on a Sunday and will have more time
4) It's not like I'm going to magically get skinny in 17 days so it's not the end of the world
if I don't go
5) Take Me Out was on at 8pm and I hadn't watched last nights New Girl either
6) I just didn't go!!! OK??