Wednesday 14 March 2012

9 Things I'd love to own

1) A vintage Beetle (preferably a powder pink soft top one)
2) A Mulberry Alexa
3) A silver and amber ring
4) Louis Vuitton luggage
5) A long haired cat
6) A peanut butter Kit Kat Chunky factory
7) My own boutique selling crafty, beautiful things
8) A Chanel eyeshadow or powder compact
9) A Cath Kidston eiderdown.

Friday 9 March 2012

10 Things my cats can do that I can't do

1) Lick the back of his/her neck
2) Catch and eat a bird
3) Get someone else to pay for their food whilst they sleep all day
4) Stand on the laptop without feeling guilty
5) Entertain themselves with household objects
6) Go their entire lives without getting in the bath
7) Fit in the fridge with the door closed
8) Make biting people look cute
9) Rock a diamante collar
10) Have a good hair day even when it's raining



Thursday 8 March 2012

8 Things that really wind me up

1) Food prices at the cinema (£7.50 for popcorn and a coke - seriously??)
2) Customers who stay past closing time and "promise to be quick"
3) Bad drivers in large cars who put other drivers at risk because they are selfish
4) People who lack basic manners. It only takes a second to say "please"
5) Bad grammar and spelling
6) Paying taxes when there are huge numbers of benefit cheats out there
7) Gypsies who don't pay taxes and leave a mess wherever they "travel"
8) Customers who make a mess of an area I just tidied!

Saturday 3 March 2012

6 Reasons (excuses) why I haven't gone to the gym this evening

1) I'm mentally and physically tired (roll on holiday in 17 days)
2) I was really hungry when I left work and I can't work out on an empty stomach
3) I can go tomorrow as I finish earlier on a Sunday and will have more time
4) It's not like I'm going to magically get skinny in 17 days so it's not the end of the world
if I don't go
5) Take Me Out was on at 8pm and I hadn't watched last nights New Girl either
6) I just didn't go!!! OK??

Friday 2 March 2012

7 Things I think are funny

1) Saying the word "willy"
2) Jumping out at people when they don't expect it
3) New Girl (channel 4, Friday 8pm)
4) My kitten "winding up" before pouncing
5) Using stupid phrases like "bang tidy"
6) The Birdseye polar bear adverts
7) Drawing on people with permanent marker

My Favourite 6 Lists

1) Christmas wish list
2) The classic shopping list
3) Schindlers' list
4) My favourite (insert things) list
5) "To do" list
6) http://www.lists-galore.com/

5 reasons I started The Lists

1) I like to have a new challenge
2) I don't often act on my ideas. Now seems like a good time to start.
3) My star sign said that I should undertake a new creative project.
4) I told my mum I would.
5) Writing a blog makes me feel more like an "artist" and less like a full time sales assistant!